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CNN REPORTER: excuse me sir,
but i hear u chanting
giniwasekao, giniwasekao what
does that mean?

GOR MAHIA FAN: yani namaanisa
sisi asaiona. yaani sisi
amechukua yeye. yaani kitu
najaribu kuelesea wewe ni kuwa
sisi ameiteka nyara….

CNN REPORTER: For the purpose
of listeners worldwide please
explain it in an international
language like english, if its not
too much to ask

GOR MAHIA FAN: Yawa omera
odiero wewe nataka niongee
mother-tongue kwa
camera..okaay as i was uttering
and diffusing the meaning of the
adjective ”giniwasekao’ it means
we have held the KPL cup
hostage for the next 12 months

CNN REPORTER: excuse me?

GOR MAHIA FAN: Yes
giniwasekao also means, the
metalic representation of
dominance in the local league is
under siege via our green troops.
or if u like u can say We have
arrested and detained the KPL
trophy, Bondo university
describes giniwasekao as the
custodians of the KPL agenda.

CNN REPORTER: alright, alright
and who scored ur goal today?

GOR MAHIA FAN: our sole scorer
is called ‘Flirt-vagina’

CNN REPORTER: pardon me?

GOR MAHIA FAN: Yes he is
acknowledged as ‘Seduce-
genitalias’.ahh pardon me bado
nilikuwa na translate kwa
mother tongue, his name un-
translated version is
SERREnKUMA. he is the one who
instructed the round object to
interact with the opponents net!!

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Posted by on October 24, 2013 in cnn, gor, kpl

 

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